Pieces (1982)
Director: Juan Piquer Simon
Stars: Christopher George, Linda Day George, Paul Smith
A crazy chainsaw killer is cutting up women at a local college and stealing the body parts to make themselves the prototype of the live doll. The curly headed guy from Pod People shows his penis, and Paul Smith still looks like Bluto. Watch for an awesome reaction from Linda Day George. Guess Christopher married her to make himself look subtle.
Six Things I've Learned from Pieces
1. Sometimes it's best to just let the kid jerk off to his naked lady puzzle.
2. They have a class with a waterbed in it. I heard final exams could be...hard. Hee Hee.
3. If you are large, angry looking, and constantly fondling a chainsaw, don't be shocked when people think you are a serial killer.
4. Christopher George and Spock's dad Sarek make a great team.
5. Instead of people who could catch a killer, like police officers, the better solution would be to use a goofy college kid and a tennis champion. That makes much more sense.
6. Hey, you're gonna get your penis clawed off by a woman made out of other ladies' parts. What do you think about that?
"It stinks!"
