Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989)

Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989)

Director: David Schwartz

Stars: Ari Levin, Rebecca Gandara, Barbara Bell
Filmed in: Las Vegas, Nevada

Sammy is a happy man...making deals, buying new cars, expecting a kid. But his world is turned upside down (and inside out) when he catches his giant mulletted wife having sex with a security guard. What does he do? File for divorce? Take the car back? Or cut her head off and walks around with it as luggage? He also randomly kills people and terrorizes the worst baby shower ever.

Six Things I've Learned from Las Vegas Bloodbath

1. Driving down the street with the severed leg of a "daytime whore" tied to your bumper arouses no suspicion in Vegas.

2. Never EVER put a 25 minute baby shower sequence with the Beautiful Ladies Oil Wrestling in it. BLOW indeed.

3. Oil wrestlers cannot afford tables.

4. No matter how "cool" you make it look, no bookie will take bets on fetus tossing.

5. What happens in Vegas, should not be filmed with a camcorder and sold to video stores.

6. Any movie is enhanced with this song...