Teenage Exorcist (1991)
Director: Grant Austin Waldman
Stars: Brine Stevens, Eddie Deezen, Michael Berryman
A college grad student moves into an old mansion and is soon beset by evil demons who possess her and make her life a living hell.
Six Things I Learned from Teenage Exorcist:
1) Teenage exorcists get kick-ass theme music!
2) Bargain houses come with free snakes.
3) Demonic spirits love to crush milk cartons.
4) The game of tag is vastly enhanced with chainsaws.
5) Priests can turn humans into dogs.
6) Zombies love card tricks!
Wait, if she's a college grad student, wouldn't she be in her 20s and not a teen?? Regardless of the quite accurate title, zombies that love card tricks has placed this on my list of things to watch!
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