Wide Weird World of Cult Films now on Tumblr!

Over the last couple years, I've done several different things on this site. Of course the reviews are the main things, but we've had a radio show (now monthly), and upcoming podcast on the Freakin Awesome Network, and various other things. One of my most popular topics were always the bad VHS covers. So I decided to expand WWW of Cult Films' presence in social media by starting a tumblr account!

On this account we will post our popular VHS covers, some awesome movie posters, even some screen captures from various movies. No truth to the rumor that I'll be posting Tiny Tim nudes though (sorry guys). Check it out as it'll be updated regularly!

http://wwwofcultfilms.tumblr.com/

POW Deathcamp VHS Cover

As disturbing as the guy with no hands at the bottom showing off his stubs is, it's nothing compared to those poor guys caught in what appears to be the line of ass fire from Triggerhappy there. Those who hasn't dealt it, still felt it.

Evil Spawn VHS Cover

Half naked broad? Check

Ugly demon broad? Check

Strange Bug guy? Check

John Carradine looking like he smelled this movie? Check

Strangers in Paradise VHS Cover

AKA Samurai Marionettes.

Frozen Terror VHS Cover

"Let's see...we got soda...purple stuff...Jeff Foxworthy's severed head...OH BOY! SUNNY D!!"

Truckers Woman VHS Cover

Much like "Trucker's Buddy" brand speed, the formula for Truckers Woman was also lessened. Now instead of having sex with you in front of wildly out of control semi's, she gives a relaxing, but non sexual, shoulder massage.

The Tomb VHS Cover

Indiana Rambo and the Temple of Sybil Danning.

Evil Clutch VHS Cover

This is why it's best for some women to wear a turtleneck.

Gang Wars VHS Cover

Dig that obvious Star Wars font. I think George Lucas put these guys in the scene at Jabba's Palace, between the thing that looks like a shaved blue elephant, and the thing that looks like Steven Spielberg's anus.

Americana VHS Artwork

 

So judging by this cover, It's a story about this guy floating in midair carrying a toy horse while his girlfriend looks on. Also the crowd is not noticing the UFO so they can enjoy the rest of their Dave Matthews concert. None of this makes a damn bit of sense! Who thought this was a good idea!?

"A film by David Carradine"...nevermind.

The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave VHS Artwork

Evelyn ended up out of her grave and into the worst photoshop job of all time. Choose from three flavors...Exotic orange, gorgeous green, and OHMYGODWHATTHEFUCKISTHAT brown.

Don't Open the Door VHS Cover

 

Haley Mills stars in the Parent Death Trap.

Seeds Of Evil VHS Artwork

 

And the Plant Man flasher was arrested for refusing to photosynthesize himself some pants.

Devil Times Five VHS Artwork

 

Remember boys and girls, any number times the devil always equals ARRRRRRHGRRGGRHRH!

The New Barbarians VHS Artwork

 

So the "New Barbarians" are Fred The Hammer Williamson in one of Cher's old outfits, an exploding man in a helmet, and a mop headed little boy with a slingshot. End of the Earth indeed.

The Bad Bunch VHS Artwork

 

AKA Connect Four: The Movie. "I'm blocking your move, Honky!"

The Curse of Bigfoot VHS Artwork

 

The "curse" is that  all you see for an hour and a half is Bigfoot's hairy ass. No zipper, just anus.

Ghosts That Still Walk VHS Artwork

 

...and the badly wrapped up one eyed mummies that love them. Next Donahue. 

Programmed To Kill VHS Artwork

 

Judith Light shows Tony Danza who the REAL boss is!

Desperate Moves VHS Artwork

 

This guy can't believe how desperate he has to be to have a threesome with both Weezy from the Jeffersons AND Eddie Deezen. Now there's a sex tape that America can believe in!