ThanksKilling 3 (2012)
Director: Jordan Downey
Stars: Daniel Usaj, Joe Hartzler, Preston Altree, Jordan Downey
Fowl-mouthed villain Turkie carves through the likes of a rapping grandma, a mindless puppet, a wig-wearing inventor, a bisexual space worm, and their equally ridiculous friends on his quest to recover the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2".
Six Things I Learned from ThanksKilling 3
1) Turkeys can fly spaceships.
2) Turkeys can steal souls.
3) Thanksgiving is not about family. It's about the slaughtering of turkeys.
4) Anybody who watched "ThanksKilling 2" is under Turkie's spell. Just like "Gigli" with Ben Affleck.
5) The portal to space is through a robot's ass.
6) If you lose your dick, it's wise to replace it with a chainsaw.
Stars: Daniel Usaj, Joe Hartzler, Preston Altree, Jordan Downey
Fowl-mouthed villain Turkie carves through the likes of a rapping grandma, a mindless puppet, a wig-wearing inventor, a bisexual space worm, and their equally ridiculous friends on his quest to recover the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2".
Six Things I Learned from ThanksKilling 3
1) Turkeys can fly spaceships.
2) Turkeys can steal souls.
3) Thanksgiving is not about family. It's about the slaughtering of turkeys.
4) Anybody who watched "ThanksKilling 2" is under Turkie's spell. Just like "Gigli" with Ben Affleck.
5) The portal to space is through a robot's ass.
6) If you lose your dick, it's wise to replace it with a chainsaw.
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