Monday, June 3, 2013

The Ultimate Weapon (1998)

The Ultimate Weapon (1998)
Director: Jon Cassar
Stars: Hulk Hogan, Cynthia Preston, Carl Marotte, Lynne Adams, Daniel Pilon

When a mercenary named Cutter accepts an assignment in Ireland, he realizes too late that his new commandos are double agents for the IRA. Enraged by the deception, Cutter exacts revenge on the soldiers who hired him to do their dirty work.

Six Things I Learned from The Ultimate Weapon

1) Hogan fights wars to run away from his problems.

2) “To be opened at death” letters are popular at military training camps.

3) Hogan sucks at proposals! He doesn’t even get down on one knee. He won’t even go down for his fiancĂ©e!

4) Hogan’s kryptonite is spunky goth chicks with guns.

5) You can recognize a stripper by her baby pictures.

6) Hogan’s “Simon Says” games always end in fisticuffs.

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