The Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver (2011)
Directors: William Butler & Silvia St. Croix
Stars: William Butler, Paris Wagner, Mike Manning
The gingerdead man travels back in time to 1976 and carries out an epic disco killing spree.
Six Things I Learned From Gingerdead Man 3
1. There is a “Scientific Research Institute for the Study of Homicidal Baked Goods”. The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man is screwed!
2. Cookies can masturbate.
3. When your friends die from hydraulic acid, it makes complete sense to spray yourself with said acid.
4. Pearl Harbor never would have happened if there were no barrel jumpers.
5. Murders take precedent to roller boogie contests.
6. Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer and Lizzie Borden hate homicidal gingerbread men.
