Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971)

Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971)
Director: Yoshimitsu Banno
Stars: Akira Yamauchi, Toshie Kimura, Hiroyuki Kawase, Toshio Shiba

From Earth's pollution a new monster is spawned. Hedorah, the smog monster, destroys Japan and fights Godzilla while spewing his poisonous gas to further the damage.

Six Things I Learned From Godzilla vs. Hedorah

1) Godzilla toys weren’t made to fight. They were made to go down slides.

2) Godzilla hates pollution! He’s an Earth Day advocate.

3) Hedorah is a party pooper…literally.

4) Fish masks are all the rage at night clubs.

5) Hedorah’s favorite snack is cars.

6) The solution to smog monsters is to hold a party on the top of Mt. Fuji.

Pulgasari (1985)

Pulgasari (1985) 

Directors: Chong Gon Jo, Sang-ok Shin 

Stars: Chang Son Hui, Ham Gi Sop, Jong-uk Ri 

In feudal Korea, the evil King becomes aware that there is a peasant rebellion being planned in the country. He steals all the iron farming tools and cooking pots from the people so that he may make weapons to fend off the peasant army. After he returns the property to the people, an old blacksmith is imprisoned and starved to death. His last creation is a tiny figurine of a monster- Pulgasari, a Godzilla-like creature that eats iron. The blood of his daughter brings the creature to life, and fights with the poor, starving peasants to overthrow the corrupt monarchy. 

Six Things I Learned from Pulgasari 

 1. Kim Jong-Il likes kaiju films. 

2. Monsters take a back seat to political agendas. 

3. Pulgasari likes to steal and eat iron. It’s a part of his balanced breakfast! 

4. Spears don’t harm Pulgasari. Cancel the Edge and Goldberg attack. 

5. Pulgasari is a natural at wood cutting. I wonder how he fares in mowing the lawn.

 6. A woman’s blood bring Pulgasari to life. He’s the only male creature that likes women during their time of the month.

Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)

Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)

Director: Jun Fukuda

Stars: Hiroshi Ishikawa, Yuriko Hishimi, Minoru Takashima

Godzilla and Anguiris duke it out with Gigan and King Ghidorah in an amusement park created by cockroaches from another planet. Their plan is to destroy Earth with Gigan and King Ghidorah.

6 Things I Learned From Godzilla vs. Gigan

1. The Homework Monster will ruin your weekends.

2. The best place to hide incriminating tapes is in a train station pay locker.

3. Gigan was born via an exploding crystal.

4. Guns in Japan look like vibrators.

5. Cockroaches will invade Earth to destroy it. Don’t worry, they’ll human costumes from the gift shop first.

6. King Ghidorah is a prick! He zaps his foes in the balls.

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