Wide Weird World of Cult Radio Show 23!

So after a lengthy hiatus, Dan and Dracula are back spinning some weird and oddly comforting cult movie and tv music along with a liberal dose of radio ads for cult films gone by. In this episode, Dan and Drac discuss some Samurai cop news along with special news of a new podcast coming your way! 

So if you're setting off fireworks, remember to listen to our show while doing it...and please keep the roman candles away from your genitals.

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Wide Weird World of Radio Show #17!

In this episode, Dan tries to get into the Arbitrary Cinema Coalition  by sucking up to it's president, Graham Von Paramounte.  Will Dan join the elite, or is he destined to be a goofball?

On a side note, you may have noticed some of the radio shows are not showing up. I'm working on fixing this one show at a time. Be patient gentle Ben viewers!

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Track Listing

Show opening

I'm the Leader of the Gang- Hulk Hogan with Green Jelly

Satan (Theme from Satan's Sadists)- Paul Wibier

Horror Hospital Trailer

March of the Dead (Army of Darkness)- Danny Elfman

Theme from Cannibal Holocaust

Tron Trailer

Segment Two (Some cinematic masterpieces)

Sweet Home Chicago (Blues Brothers)- John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd

Great Moments in Cult Cinema _ Big Jim Slade (Kentucky Fried Movie)

Main Title from The French Connection

Main Them from Werewolves on Wheels - Don Gere

Segment Three (Graham meets Marty)

Midnight Madness- Donna Fein

Montage (Mad Max Theme)- Brian May
Shocker (Shocker)- Paul Stanley
Abby Trailer
Who Am I - Jackie Chan
Theme (?) from Tales From the Quadead Zone

Closing (The ACC or Marty?)

Blame it on the Bossa Nova (Amazon Women on the Moon) - Don "No Soul" Simmons

Rumble in the Bronx (1995)

Rumble in the Bronx (1995)

Director: Stanley Tong

Stars: Jackie Chan, Anita Mui, and Dozens of broken bodies

In Jackie Chan's American breakthrough film (which I also saw in the theater), Chan plays a Hong Kong Champion (I'm thinking knitting. Chan's an awesome knitter) who comes to New York for his uncle's wedding. Chan stays on to help the new owner of his uncle's grocery store and encounters a rowdy gang intent on chasing him around the city. Meanwhile, there's some plot about diamonds being stolen, ANOTHER gang of well dressed bad guys, and lots of shit being destroyed. In short, a fun ride of violence. Get your ticket at the door slamming into someone's face.

Six Things I've Learned from Rumble in the Bronx

1.  I never knew New York had such beautiful mountains!

2. Playing glass bottle baseball in a dead end alley is no way to welcome a visitor to your city. Use plastic bottles first to get them accustomed to your culture.

3. The Syndicate practices unfair hiring practices by only hiring large giant headed white guys in suits. I'm sure there are many other ethnic types who are large, have giant heads, and also own themselves a nice suit. Don't discriminate assholes!

4. People you have just beat the shit out of will instantly forgive you if you say that you wanna drink tea with them. People love their tea time.

5. While refrigerators should never be used to lock someone in (your safety tip of the day), they are quite fine to use to protect yourself from swords and sticks and in certain cases used to cause concussions by slamming them into your enemies. The more you know.

6. After getting the Syndicate arrested, the cops will have no problems with you driving a hovercraft onto a golf course to run over the head of the Syndicate and expose his buttocks for all to see. It's police procedure.