Today has been an exciting day here in Cult Film land. In addition to getting 1000 likes on Facebook, we have a brand spanking new season of Candy Colored Nightmares for you all! In this look into the dreams of Alabaster TNT, we see a somewhat brutal mashup of celebrities singing. It's as bad as it sounds but hey, there's bonus Thor for you all! Enjoy!
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Showing posts with label alabaster tnt. Show all posts
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Candy Colored Nightmares Episode 9!
In this pizza induced nightmare, Alabaster dreams of Alice Cooper, Epic Birthdays, Exploding Love Dolls, and knowledge that the bird is indeed the word. Check it out!
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Candy Colored Nightmares Episode 8!
Get your joints tightened and yourself oiled up. (no we're not wrestling) because Alabaster is dreaming about robots! Helpful robots, killer robots, giant robots, Pink Floyd lovin robots...even a Godfrey Hobot! So get your Transformers (leave the Go-bots at home) and watch!
Thursday, June 5, 2014
Candy Colored Nightmares Episode 7!
Today's fun filled trip through Alabaster's subconscious includes some
roller skating tunes, Bruce Lee vs various pop culture icons, cartoons
that don't move, and the worst lip syncing ever done by ordinary people.
Call now!
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Candy Colored Nightmares Episode 6!
This week's nightmare will have your toes tapping and Alabaster's mind screaming. Keyboards in the woods, Jermaine Jackson, singing vampires, and Conway Twitty all lend their voices to make Alabaster's day a little bit darker.
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Candy Colored Nightmares Episode 5!
Strap on your proton pack,break out the ouija board because Alabaster TNT is dreaming about ghosts this week! British ghosts, weird cartoon spirits, Large Marge, and some of the craziest ghost scenes ever seen! Who are you gonna call? Well not Alabaster, cause he's napping.
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Candy Colored Nightmares Episode 4!
In our latest look into madness, we witness some Lorenzo Lamas air ducting, a terrible band wishing to be blown away, some motorcycle riding Luchadors, and the drunkest man in town stumbling along to the funniest music around. Watch, enjoy, and be slightly disturbed.
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Candy Colored Nightmares Episode 3!
In this bodyslamming episode, Alabaster slips off to dreamland and gets caught in the wacky world of professional wrestling. We got awful promos, Santo Gold, Dusty Rhodes and Dick Murdoch getting funky like a monkey, Kick, and much much more! If you only knew...
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Candy Colored Nightmares Episode 2!
After a heaping helping of Granny TNT's homemade chili, Ol' Alabaster
takes himself one of them there clip filled nightmares. Ernest T Bass,
Jerry Reed, and the greatest country song ever put on film is included.
Sit a spell and watch!
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Candy Colored Nightmares Episode 1!
What do you get when you mix a fat satanist in a toga, a 3 second rule about awful singing, frozen fruit snacks, and a guy named Alan? You get Candy Colored Nightmares, the latest from the Wide Weird World of Cult Films team! We peek inside the brain of beloved masked superhero Alabaster TNT as he naps on the couch. The results may cause awkwardness and slight itching.
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