Monday, April 8, 2013

Barb Wire (1996)

Barb Wire (1996)
Director: David Hogan
Stars: Pamela Anderson, Udo Kier, Steve Railsback,

21st century. USA. The second civil war. The whole country is in a state of emergency. What was formerly called the American Congress now rules with fascistic methods. There is only one free city left, Steel Harbor, headquarter for the resistance. This is the hometown of Barb Wire, owner of the night club Hammerhead. As times aren't good, Barb has a second job. She's a bounty hunter and you probably wouldn't want her after you. Barb's credo is to never take sides for anybody and that's the only way to survive these days. As her former lover Axel Hood appears asking for a favour, Barb suddenly finds herself to be key player on high political stage. Now she has to take sides...

Six Things I Learned from Barb Wire

1)Pamela Anderson has big boobs.
2) Don’t call Barb Wire babe.
3) Night clubs are even more popular in war-torn apocalypses.
4) A medical record for prostitutes is a brilliant idea!
5) If you can’t pay Barb Wire, she’ll sick her dog on your nuts.
6) Nothing beats eating fried chicken on a crane.

1 comment:

  1. Oh man, your blog makes me laugh. That's why I'm nominating you for the Versatile Blogger Award.


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