Doctor Detroit (1983)

Doctor Detroit (1983)

Director: Michael Pressman
Stars: Dan Aykroyd, Fran Drescher, Howard Hesseman, Donna Dixon,

A timid college professor, conned into posing as a flamboyant pimp, finds himself enjoying his new occupation on the streets.

Six Things I Learned from Doctor Detroit

1. Dan Aykroyd has nice legs for a geek.

2. Limo services moonlight as prostitution rings.

3. Business meetings take place at graveyards at midnight.

4. Dan Aykroyd’s worst nightmare is his mother becoming a hooker.

5. Pimps look like Inspector Gadget villains.

6. James Brown endorses pimps.

Screwballs (1983)

Screwballs (1983) 

Director: Rafal Zielinski 

Stars: Peter Keleghan, Kent Deuters, Linda Speciale 

 Five horny high school students in detention decide to get even with the popular girl who squealed on them and landed them in trouble. They make a pact to deflower the virginal Purity Busch before the year's over. 

Six Things I've Learned from Screwballs 

1. Impersonating a doctor and groping women’s breasts does not result in jail time; only detention. 

2. Idaho is so terrible they must transfer their students to other states for education. 

 3. A frozen meat locker is the perfect place to masturbate. 

4. Commies always carry vodka with them. 

5. Condoms make great balloons. 

6. Getting your penis stuck in a bowling ball is a comical tragedy. Comical for the audience, a tragedy for the victim.