The Sleeping Car (1990)

The Sleeping Car (1990)
Director: Douglas Curtis
Stars: David Naughton, Judie Aronson, Kevin McCarthy, Jeff Conaway, John
 Carl Buechler, Ernestine Mercer, Dani Minnick

Jason moves into an abandoned train car where he resurrects the vicious
ghost of his landlady's dead husband... The Mister. After some
near-fatal encounters with the violent specter he seeks local exorcist
Vincent Tuttle.

Six Things I Learned from The Sleeping Car

1. Trains explode when they go on the wrong tracks.

2. Always practice safe hanky-panky while on a train.

3. Couch springs can kill you.

4. Ghosts are peeping toms.

5. Ghosts will kill you over phone sex bills.

6. Pull out mattresses can be deadly.

UHF (!989)

UHF (1989)

Director: Jay Levey

Stars: "Weird" Al Yankovic, Michael Richards, Victoria Jackson

George Newman is a man of many failed jobs. When his uncle wins the deed to UHF station U62, George finds himself in the position of taking the station out of the toilet. With a little help from a mentally disabled janitor, George may prove himself yet.

6 Things I've Learned from UHF

1. Little known fact: Boulders are a lot like pets in that they will follow you no matter where you go. BAD BOULDER! STAY OFF THE COFFEE TABLE!! BAD!

2. Twinkie wiener sandwiches are considered a delicacy in parts of Georgia...namely my house.

3. The station ends up in the control of a hobo. Think about that for a sec.

4. A fire hose on full blast is an excellent solution for dehydration.

5. I'd really hate to live in the apartment below Raul's Wild Kingdom.

6. Never pick what's in the box, stupid!