Wide Weird World of Cult Radio Show #19 - Christmas Special!

When things get too rough for Dan, he decides the world would have been better if he hadn't been born. With the help of an Easy Listening Elf (don't ask), he sees what the world would be like without him or his show. Some of it's not pretty.

Listen here!

Track Listing

Opening (It's A Wonderful Dan Part One)

What's This (Nightmare Before Christmas)

We Do Things My Way (Street Trash) - Tony Darrow

Mixed Nuts Trailer

Closing Song for Twice Dead

Sleigh Ride - C3PO and R2-D2

Segment One (Drac goes Dirty)

Christmas Vacation - Mavis Staples

Silent Night Deadly Night Trailer

Brave Heart - Rick Riso

Christmas at Ground Zero - Weird Al Yankovic

Christmas Vacation Rant

 ET I love You (ET Unreleased)- Buckner and Garcia

Segment Two (A Robot President?)

You're a Mean One Mister Grinch

A Christmas Story Trailer

Christmas Time is Here (A Charlie Brown Christmas)

Star Wars Holiday Special Song - Coked up Leia

Closing segment (Evil Marty!?)

Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth -Bing Crosby and David Bowie

UHF (!989)

UHF (1989)

Director: Jay Levey

Stars: "Weird" Al Yankovic, Michael Richards, Victoria Jackson

George Newman is a man of many failed jobs. When his uncle wins the deed to UHF station U62, George finds himself in the position of taking the station out of the toilet. With a little help from a mentally disabled janitor, George may prove himself yet.

6 Things I've Learned from UHF

1. Little known fact: Boulders are a lot like pets in that they will follow you no matter where you go. BAD BOULDER! STAY OFF THE COFFEE TABLE!! BAD!

2. Twinkie wiener sandwiches are considered a delicacy in parts of Georgia...namely my house.

3. The station ends up in the control of a hobo. Think about that for a sec.

4. A fire hose on full blast is an excellent solution for dehydration.

5. I'd really hate to live in the apartment below Raul's Wild Kingdom.

6. Never pick what's in the box, stupid!