Necropolis (1987)
Director: Bruce Hickey
Stars: LeeAnne Baker, Michael Conte, Jacquie Fitz, George Anthony-Rayza
Plot: Reincarnated "Satanic Witch" from New Amsterdam, circa 1600's comes back to revive her cult members by sucking the life force out of people.
6 Things I Learned from Necropolis
1. Raggedy Ann’s existed in the 1800’s.
2. The demons of Hell seemingly shop at party stores.
3. The best place to pick up women is at crime scenes.
4. Witches can grow four extra boobs.
5. Witches make good hookers.
6. The fridge is a good place to hide a dead body.
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