The Boxer's Omen (1983)
Director: Chih-Hung Kuei
Stars: Somjai Boomsong, Tien-chu Chin, Phillip Ko
Six Things I Learned from The Boxer's Omen
1. Bats are brought back to life via rat blood.
2. Spiders drink through straws.
3. Once your twin's body decomposes, you die.
4. Normally, when someone vomits a snake, they see a doctor. Not boxers. They're too tough for that.
5. A monk can blow up a flying skull with his mind.
6. Boxers' girlfriends will castrate you if you pass along STD's.