Thursday, August 2, 2012

Screwballs (1983)

Screwballs (1983) 
Director: Rafal Zielinski 
Stars: Peter Keleghan, Kent Deuters, Linda Speciale 

 Five horny high school students in detention decide to get even with the popular girl who squealed on them and landed them in trouble. They make a pact to deflower the virginal Purity Busch before the year's over. 

Six Things I've Learned from Screwballs 

1. Impersonating a doctor and groping women’s breasts does not result in jail time; only detention. 

2. Idaho is so terrible they must transfer their students to other states for education. 

 3. A frozen meat locker is the perfect place to masturbate. 

4. Commies always carry vodka with them. 

5. Condoms make great balloons. 

6. Getting your penis stuck in a bowling ball is a comical tragedy. Comical for the audience, a tragedy for the victim.

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