Saturday, March 17, 2012

Death Nurse (1987)

Death Nurse (1987)
Director: Nick Mallard
Stars: Priscilla Alden, Albert Eskinazi

Ethel and Gordon run a home based inpatient clinic, where once you check in, you never check back out. That means they kill them.

Six Things I've Learned From Death Nurse

1. Might be the only film ever completely cast with ugly people

2. It's always best to walk patients with Tuberculosis to the clinic

3. Not everything requires a zoom in.

4. Always keep your pets away from the operating table.

5. Conway Twitty in a nightgown may not be the best choice for a sexy siren.

6. No matter how many times you dream about another movie, you'll always be stuck in Death Nurse.